#trying to trip vaggie on the stairs so she falls and lands directly on charlie's lips

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Thinking about Chaggie and Charlie in her young courting days off “impress pretty roommate/friend” so she wants to send things like bouquets with little notes and nice things in them but she just can’t quite nail what she wants to say resulting in her entire trash bin being filled with crumpled up notes of cute little things all centered around Vaggie

Cue Razzle and Dazzle, sick of her pining, just deciding to take the bouquet and ALL the notes and placing them in a pile in Vaggie’s room before taking some handfuls and just subtly passing them to her all throughout the day :3 it stays their little secret until sometime later when Chaggie have been dating for a few months and Vaggie reveals her love for Charlie’s silly pick up lines

razzzle and dazzle as exHAUSTED matchmakers has my whole heart THEM AND VAGGIE HAVING THE LITTLE SECRET OVER CHARLIE'S "failed" PICK UP LINES NOOOOO ;A;

how long did it take for Charlie to emerge from her blanket burrito of horror after she finds out about it tho, that's what I wanna kno

maybe Vaggie sits next to her folding all the cute notes into little animals and listening to Charlie grumble and whimper about it while she waits

Charlie: "I was trying to be smooth..."

Vaggie: "You were so smooth sweetie, I kept slipping and falling into your arms."

Charlie: "Now THAT'S smooth! That's what I was TRYING to write for you! Not-" (grabs reject note) "-quote, there's two G's in Vaggie and two G's in gorgeous. Coincidence? I think not! Unquote! UGH. DELETE FROM EXISTANCE!"

Vaggie: "Heh. You think I'm pretty."

Charlie: "Gorgeous, Vaggie. Gorgeous. Don't make me read the stupid note again."

Vaggie: "It's not stupid, it's adorable."

Charlie: "PEH."

Vaggie: "Just like you."

Charlie: "I'm not ready for flattery. AND I'm NOT coming out of my blankets. I'm NEVER coming out of my blankets ever again!"

Vaggie: "That's okay. You make a very cute dejection burrito."

Charlie: "IM NOT A CUTE DEJECTION BURRITO!"

Vaggie: "How about if you're my cute dejection burrito?"

Charlie: "..... okay~"